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Female gamers need to get off their high horse. There are a million girls who like gaming, and it doesn't make them "special" or "cool". It just makes them a girl who happens to like video games.
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10-15-2011 21:18 by g0re
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Checking In' on Facebook Places is really just another way of people showing other people how much better their day is/was than yours.
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10-14-2011 19:35 by g0re
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There's always a little truth behind every 'jk,' a little knowledge behind every 'idk,' a little emotion behind every 'idc,' and a little pain behind every 'it's OK.
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12-07-2011 05:25 by g0re
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There were 2 cows in a field. One cow says ''Moo." The other cow replies,'Shut the f*ck up you uneducated twat'',
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12-03-2011 21:43 by g0re
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When girls impersonate guys, they make their voice deeper and add a "stupid" tone to it. When guys impersonate girls, we make our voice go an octave higher and add an attitude.
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11-30-2011 23:18 by g0re
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When someone asks me what superpower I would have if I were a superhero, I tell them I already have one. I say I possess the preternatural ability to anticipate and avoid horrifically boring conversations. Then I walk away.
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11-01-2011 19:15 by g0re
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What do Amish people and homeless people have in common? They can't read this.
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12-02-2011 20:00 by g0re
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The next time the hostess asks you "Would you like a table?", you should respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
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11-03-2011 01:41 by g0re
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Whats the difference between you and a hippo? One is fat, lazy, ugly, disgusting, smelly, and weird .......then there's the hippo
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12-13-2011 20:16 by g0re
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Some relationships in life are like fat people, they don't work out.
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10-18-2011 20:45 by g0re
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Even though they so many people die because of alcohol, you never think about how many of them are born because of it.
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10-12-2011 19:54 by g0re
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They call them "pizza rolls" because"pizza love handles" was too wordy.
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10-14-2011 03:34 by g0re
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Well, obviously we have a Santa in the North Pole. He's climbin' down yo chimney, droppin' yo' presents off Bringin' cheer so ya'll need to hang the stockings, deck the halls, and leave some cookies cuz he's visiting errrybody out there.
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11-08-2011 19:18 by g0re
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Can someone text me a in & out burger?
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10-10-2011 03:22 by g0re
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There's always that one annoying kid that says "Present!" instead of"Here!"
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10-14-2011 02:40 by g0re
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you know your hungry when your stomach sounds like chewbacca with a ballpoint pen up his a$$
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01-08-2012 21:26 by g0re
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If two girls wear the same costume for Halloween, they are officially enemies for the day.
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10-25-2011 20:09 by g0re
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If you suspect someone has the power to read minds, then just play Never Gonna Give You Up in your head so they will get Rick-Rolled trying to read your thoughts.
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10-14-2011 03:14 by g0re
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When people say they "live their life" it usually just means "party hard." It doesn't mean "learn a lot about stuff that interests you", "volunteer to help people less fortunate than you", or "enjoy the benefits of a good night of sleep."
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11-18-2011 19:27 by g0re
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It's frustrating when you know exactly what something means but not how to explain it
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11-24-2011 15:28 by g0re
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