trump Funny Status Messages

   Joss Weadon is calling for the @ssassination of President Elect Trump ... Hope he realized he just commited a felony offense which is a Class E felony under United States Code Title 18, Section 871.

   Trump just backed down from a big trade fight with China #MAGA

   Hmmm,,, Is there any way we can get Trump in a "Truman Show" thing where he thinks he won and is president,,, and we can watch what he does?

   I think that Americans should be less concerned about Donald Trump's hair, and more concerned with the screw that came loose underneath it.

   When Trump dropped bombs, the media was all over him. When Biden does, nothing but praise.

   You can't spell Trump without P.

   "Scots love me and I love those haggis smelling weirdos who wear those little girlie skirts!" -Trump, eventually, during his Scotland trip.

   Trump is already claiming that voter fraud is to blame for losing health care vote.

   NASA: don't look up at the eclipse without the required glasses Trump: what does NASA know? I have amazing eyes. Best eyes you've ever seen

   White House, Republican. Senate: 52% Republican. House: 54% Republican. Yet, Trump blames the Democrats for his failure? Does anyone not see the stupidity in this???

   Donald Trump "has accepted a relationship with Christ". No word yet on if he plans on leaving him for a younger, prettier messiah.

   Donald Trump is starting a petition to stop the sale of pre-shredded cheese. He’s very serious about trying to make the USA grate again.

   Hillary should be indicted. Trump will do something where he should be indicted. We're screwed. Eat Oreos.

   hope the next presidential debate starts with a handshake, instead of Trump grabbing Hillary by.........

   Lately I've been walking into rooms clapping my hands like Donald Trump for no reason.......

   I can't believe Carrot Tops career is so bad he has to climb Trump Tower with a bag full of props.....

   I'm not a fan of Donald Trump, but I won't denigrate those who are....and for those that are Donald Trump fans, denigrate means to put down.

   Donald Trump is the match and the GOP is the oil, let's burn this party down!!!

   Trump wants a 30 foot wall.> i'm starting a 35 foot ladder business.

   The blow up doll guy! You can tell jokes about anything you know? Though Trump gags may get removed!