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You know those nights when you just can't fall asleep? Maybe it's because you're awake in someone else's dream.
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12-07-2011 04:02 by g0re
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You've really got to hand it to short people, because sometimes they often can't reach it.
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11-09-2011 16:52 by g0re
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Need a distraction today? Not only does 11+2=12+1, but also when you rearrange the letters in "eleven plus two," you get "twelve plus one." How many letters in each phrase? Thirteen.
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12-13-2011 19:11 by g0re
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Welcome to High School. Pick 2- Good Grades, Enough Sleep, or a Social Life
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11-26-2011 20:48 by g0re
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BBC News: Gaddafi 'launching cluster bombs'. Rebel forces to retaliate with Honey nut missile.
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10-20-2011 18:02 by g0re
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Life is like a pen!s. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
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12-16-2011 01:26 by g0re
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This Planking epidemic is getting out of hand. The old lady next door been laying outside for 3 days now.
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11-08-2011 00:12 by g0re
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New rule: if you're watching tv and have no idea what the f*ck is going on, it's a car commercial.
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12-03-2011 23:01 by g0re
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Dwayne Wade n Chris Bosh both took cpr classes this summer... just incase Lebron decides to choke again this year.
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01-12-2012 21:45 by g0re
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The funniest thing about the Darth Vader kid car commerical was that the parents thought they started the car.
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11-09-2011 16:56 by g0re
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Boy: I wana fu*k you so hard right now. Girl:What?! Boy: Stupid autocorrect! Hey what you doin later? Girl: But, we're talking face to face.
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12-07-2011 23:25 by g0re
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If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy
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12-07-2011 23:33 by g0re
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It's silly when people say that you shouldn't like them "because they might hurt you." Everyone is going to hurt you. Some people are just worth the risk.
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11-03-2011 17:54 by g0re
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When a package says "easy open" I end up using scissors, knife, hammer, gun and a lightsaber.
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11-08-2011 19:34 by g0re
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It's amazing the things you'll do while procrastinating; it's almost anti- procrastination. It's like "Well, I just re-read all 7 Harry Potter books learned fluent German and mastered the ability of knife throwing... But I still didn't start that essay"
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11-08-2011 18:07 by g0re
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When I die, I want my tombstone to say, "Did not forward an email to ten friends,"
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12-07-2011 03:51 by g0re
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*Logs onto FaceBook and reads* 5 song lyrics, 2 people telling what they're doing right then at that very moment, 3 stupid pictures of food or funny faces, 4 attempts at a witty remark, 1 truly funny witty remark, and a person who likes 75 pages.
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11-26-2011 21:57 by g0re
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Me: Wow everything seems right for once. Life: Hold on let me f*ck it up.
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12-13-2011 05:26 by g0re
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Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With corrections
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10-06-2011 05:33 by g0re
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Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a daimond and picking up a rock.
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12-13-2011 19:07 by g0re
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