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   messageicon A nickel isn't worth a dime nowadays.
←Rate | 03-17-2025 16:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Kamala SHOULD GO TO GREENSBORO OR GREEN BAY TO SEE HOW MUCH bidens nga TAX scheme IS COSTING PEOPLE 😀
←Rate | 03-29-2025 21:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm funny I tell you!
←Rate | 03-28-2025 10:52 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon GaryKoenig... ghey blade.
←Rate | 03-27-2025 15:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...involved in PROSECUTING J6ers. What a coinkidink, huh?
←Rate | 03-26-2025 22:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Good morning haters!
←Rate | 03-28-2025 05:40 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Gary Koenig for President. Seems more qualified.
←Rate | 03-30-2025 19:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong (appointed by Hussein Obama), a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J
←Rate | 03-26-2025 22:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Deep Rock Galactic
←Rate | 05-05-2022 22:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Top questions you should ask seller of car. How much do you want for? How much gas is in it?🤪
←Rate | 06-12-2022 13:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wife girlfriend
←Rate | 04-24-2023 11:23 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Playing cooking simulator
←Rate | 05-23-2023 07:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon con по сути теперь мы владеем тобой
←Rate | 03-24-2025 23:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If not for the laughing emoji and asd hominem attacks the l*fticles wouldn't ever have anything to say.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 00:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would you like a tissue? Do you need a hug? Cry some more snowflake LOL I think it is funny that my posts will occupy the mind of this guy every day
←Rate | 03-16-2025 11:58 by Obama Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess our new Rage Baiter didn't get the memo where he, or she, or it could be making money doing this on legitimate social media
←Rate | 03-22-2025 20:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alex Wong, the Chinese Deputy National Security Advisor appointed by President Trump, who is at the center of the Signalgate scandal, is married to U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong, a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J
←Rate | 03-26-2025 22:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why thank you sir! Means a lot to me!
←Rate | 03-27-2025 17:28 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Nice try. That isn't what Trump said. He never said he didn’t know about it. He said "No" when asked if he was briefed on it. That's two completely different things." Dumbest comment I've seen here yet LMAOOOOO
←Rate | 03-27-2025 20:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Når verden er for stor Og stien er alt for bratt Kan du vende blikket mot Nord Selv I denne mørke natt
←Rate | 06-02-2022 12:17 Comments (0)  




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