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   messageicon May the itch of a thousand crabs affect the one who ruins your day and may their arms be too short to scratch.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:11 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:09 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:04 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:01 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 04:00 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Religions change; beer and wine remain.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:36 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:34 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's what I've learned about dogs: They're a lot like pretty girls. Having one or two around makes everything more fun, but when you get a whole bunch together, it turns into one big power struggle.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:31 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:30 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:26 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:25 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you dont like me remember its mind over matter, I dont mind and you dont matter!
←Rate | 03-15-2011 03:00 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 02:45 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
←Rate | 03-10-2011 02:45 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon You remind me of my Chinese friend, Ug Lee.
←Rate | 03-09-2011 23:03 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon decided to give up searching his belly button for Lent!
←Rate | 03-09-2011 10:14 by Ron Comments (0)  


   messageicon FACEBOOK is the second most popular word that starts with "F" and ends with "K" ; )
←Rate | 03-04-2011 01:50 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everybody should believe in something; I believe I'll have another drink.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 01:46 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!
←Rate | 03-04-2011 01:44 by RoN Comments (0)  


   messageicon If drinking is interfering with your work, you're probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you're probably an alcoholic.
←Rate | 03-04-2011 01:42 by RoN Comments (0)  




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