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   messageicon USED CAR FOR SALE CHEAP !!! Drives great, Low Mileage, Car trunk smells like chloroform and dead animals. Contact: Casey Marie Anthony, Inmate #08049710, at Orange County Jail, P.O. Box 4970, Orlando, FL 32802-4970, or call (407) 836-3400
←Rate | 07-08-2011 00:30 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Get off my Beach" First words spoken to Christopher Columbus by the Original Native American's
←Rate | 10-10-2011 01:14 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon I think it is hilarious that the Wall St. protestors hate big corporations, carring signs made with posterboard and markers they bought at WALMART, while wearing their GAP jeans, taking pictures with their MOTOROLA or AT&T camera phones, and drinking from
←Rate | 10-10-2011 12:09 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon (Continued) DASANI (part of the COCA-COLA company) water bottles. After a long day of protesting they'll get in their CHEVY, FORD, GM vechicles powered by gasoline from EXXON/MOBIL, CHEVRON, CONOCO/PHILLIPS and will stop and eat at MC DONALD'S, SUBWAY, TA
←Rate | 10-10-2011 12:10 by Timber Comments (1)  


   messageicon In London, England The Big Ben clock tower is leaning, and it's getting worse. This Political Question comes to mind: Is it leaning to the Right or the Left?
←Rate | 10-12-2011 04:21 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon FUNNY T-SHIRT IDEA: "I survived another Harold Camping rapture prediction".
←Rate | 10-22-2011 00:07 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just saw on the TV news that the ADHD prescription drug "Adderall" is gotten hard for Pharmacies to keep in stock due to demand and... What was I saying? I lost track, Umm, something about something.
←Rate | 11-09-2011 12:48 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since they are doing 2011 in review on various TV News/Info programs... They showed pictures of Rihanna with Red Hair and a pony-tail. I thought, "Wow, Wendy's Logo just got a New Look"
←Rate | 12-30-2011 22:49 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon This Alzheimer's Easter Egg Hunt is taking forever...
←Rate | 04-07-2012 12:43 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I wasn't looking someone grabbed my shopping cart on Amazon and replaced it with one with a squeaky wheel. Of course my stuff was gone, and this one was filled with a bunch of "Preperation H" and a couple of those blow up rubber dounuts.
←Rate | 04-12-2012 23:19 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon NEW SECRET SERVICE CODE OF ETHICS: 1.) When arguing with a hooker in the hotel hallway, Use your "Inside" voice. 2.) You're only allowed to jump on a prostitute if you hear her ticking. 3.) Proudly display the U.S. Flag, But NOT the pole.
←Rate | 05-02-2012 02:47 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The Hangover Part 3" starring Prince Harry is now playing out in real life. Also you can now say every Ruler ISN'T 12 Inches LONG.
←Rate | 08-23-2012 02:48 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hear those Screams ??? That's not over Halloween scares. Its Star Wars fans freaking out. Walt Disney bought LucasFilms for $4 Billion dollars. Episode 7 will be released in 2015. I'm wondering how Sheldon Cooper and the rest of the gang on "Big Bang Theo
←Rate | 10-30-2012 23:05 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon The male version of "Fifty Shades of Grey" arrives this Tuesday at Midnight. They are calling it "Halo 4" !!! Countless crowds are standing in line anywhere games are sold.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 00:02 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Twinkee may be reborn, Mexican company El Grupo Bimbo may be the new owner and manufacturer. Will this mean the vanilla cream filling will be replaced with Guacamole or Salsa ?
←Rate | 11-19-2012 23:01 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Madonna flashed her rear end during NYC concerts, Urgeing fans to toss money on stage for "Hurricane Sandy Relief", she raised $38,000 and an additional $45,000 in pledges to the "Keep Madonna Clothed Foundation".
←Rate | 11-23-2012 17:01 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Hot New Toy this Christmas season will be "Outsource Me Elmo" Which is simply an empty box as Elmo's job has now gone to a Muppet in Asia.
←Rate | 12-01-2012 22:25 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon ROTFLSHIDMEN = Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard I Dropped My Egg Nog.
←Rate | 12-24-2012 15:56 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Top Reasons I Procastinate... 1.)
←Rate | 01-04-2013 22:17 by Timber Comments (0)  


   messageicon Makers Mark... Now with more Water !!! Same price !!! Going from 45 percent by volume to 42 percent by volume.
←Rate | 02-11-2013 12:12 by Timber Comments (0)  



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