Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   thinks reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

   The FBI warnings before movies on DVD still refer to videotapes. So basically, even the people who are paid to make sure this is on every DVD, don't read it either

   It saddens me to think there are people in the world who don't pretend to paddle a canoe while on the moving walkways in airports.

   How the hell did Charles Manson get like 16 people to murder for him? I can't even get two kids to brush their teeth.

   "You know you've been tagged in a photo on Facebook when there you've got more than 17 Notifications from people you don't know commenting on a photo of you.

   Most people don't act stupid – it's the real thing.

   People's cellphone ringtones say a lot about them. Usually they say, "I'm mystified by this phone settings."

     The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people.

   A lot of people were confused at the grand opening ceremony of our ribbon-repair business

   when more people get silent electric cars pokemon go becomes a different game!

   Insecurity is an ugly thing, it makes you hate people that you don't even know...

   I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through.

   More coffee, less people please.

   I'd have better people skills if I worked with better people.

   The people that cheer and high five after their family member gives a dumb answer on Family Feud are better people than me

   If you're at a party and people start chanting your name, you're obligated to do anything they want you to do

   The way Police check to see if you're wearing your seat belt they should do to make sure ''Certain'' people are wearing Condoms!!!

   If you want to make people angry, lie to them. If you want to make them absolutely livid, tell em the truth!!!!!!!

   Relationships don't need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people; one who can trust and one who can understand.

   Ever look at your ex while thinking "was I drunk for our whole relationship?