Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   How will people learn from their mistakes without other people to tell them "I told you so"?

   I'm not the best chess player who ever lived, but some people don't even know how to move a pawn. It's pretty straightforward.

   While Dems are trying to figure out which bathroom to use Musk just rescued people in outer space.

   ..... Congratulations Redblacks!!! ...... Wait a minute .... What the heck is a Redblack? ..... Answer: Another Underdog ..... Who just won the Grey Cup!!! ..... OK .... It's the Canadian (People that live north of the US) ..... version of the Superbowl.

   Have you ever wondered how stupid people knew they were being stupid before the slap to the back of the head was invented?

   I’ve never considered myself a social butterfly. More like a social wasp. People run away a lot.

   I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

   This is a special status. Only people who are sex deprived can read this status.

   party idea: “DUI or IUD?” you can only invite people who have one or both and you CAN’T divulge which

   I don't know if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

   Christmas and Thanksgiving should be at least 6 months apart. It's insane to see these people again so soon. Absurd.

   Back to the future was yesterday people hello the 21st not the 22nd retards

   those people in the office with the rolling cart full of everyone's mail....they really push the envelope

   It is said that 1 in every 3 people cheat in a relationship. I haven't yet figured out if it's my wife or my girlfriend.

   People identify as either Binary or Non-Binary. So even if they identify as Non-Binary, they are still binary.

   A cult doesn't have 77 Million People. That's a revolution. A cult has a few thousand people with blue hair and random pronouns.

   Us Germans are pleading for you Amercians not to fall for Trumps and Elons tricks because we've seen it before and people are still saying we're overreacting. It's a shame. But good luck, because you will all need it.

   Hope you blokes are enjoying the extreamly cold weather. God knows you people deserve it.

   I don't understand why people get in the left lane just to drive the speed limit. That lane is for crime.

   Suddenly, people who can't pay back their student loans are now experts on tariffs and the stock market.