Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence.!!

   The Game Angry Birds... Should really change its name to Angry People!

   Wouldn't it be cool to have that magical magic marker for people that stores have for money?? Yanno, to see if they're real!!

   gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

   Ugly strikes one out of every three people...

   Do you ever log on to Facebook just to spend 3 hours checking other people's profile just to see their recent activities?

   Were drunk! you dont have to know or like me to make passionate movie love to me!! Tomorrow we'll act like it never happend!

   When it comes to certain people. The best part of them is the part that ran down their daddy's leg.

   Ever wonder why some people wait 'til they're in their cars and stopped at traffic lights to pick their noses?

   When people ask me if I want to stay on their friends list I just send a short message saying "Don't Taze me Bro"

   I love Halloween, it is the one day of the year people don't question my sanity.

   I'm allergic to people with peanut allergies. I end up choking to death because thats what happens when you put a whole person in your mouth

   “In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.”

   I often wonder, people with full body art tattoos. Does their $hit come out rainbow colored. . .

   Whitesplaining: To paternalistically lecture people of color as to what is and isn't racism which ironically reveals racism.

   *Will trump list the people on welfare or social services as dependents on his tax form

   ALCOHOL- Helping the beautiful horny people finding then waking up to ugly people since 33'.

   To the guys mocking Religion and the Prophets. This is what the people of those times did. They did not believe despite inevitable proof and this is what you r doing and more like will continue to do. Even if you

   It pains me when I look on one side of the world and see people with nothing to eat and starving to death and on the other side I see selfish people eating more than their bodies require and die from obesity-related complications.

   remember people...st patricks day means to wear green clothing....not to drink till you turn green in the face. dont go out drinking too much tonight