Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?

   I have nothing against people who choose to smoke but that whole little thing you do, with cracking your car window and blowing smoke out doesn’t help. Umm….yeah….your car still stinks.

   There is a quadriplegic convention downtown this weekend. That place is going to be crawling with people!

   Ladies, if you've been called a c*nt by 3 or more people, you're a c*nt...

   People posting... "Damn it's September already?" What TF you thought came after August?! August Jr?

   One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.

   Religion has convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do. And if you piss him off, you go to a place full of fire and burning and torture and anguish. But he loves you. He loves you, and he needs money.

   Some people should keep their Quran and their bibles like they keep their genitals: to themselves.

   thinks people should create their own party instead of complaining about everyone in power.

   if Charles is in Charge of our days and our nights, who's this God guy people are talking about?

   Why do I hate people who are in relationships so much?

   Someone should tell all the policemen, teachers, firefighters and military people that apparently the real hero's are public gays...

   310 people were killed and hundreds wounded in a stampede at the annual hajj in Saudi Arabia. What a waste of potential suicide bombers.

   If you live to be 100, you should make up some fake reason why, just to f*ck with people... Like you ate a pinecone every single day

   I really hope, for humanity sake, that you people were all up in arms and angry when the picture of Obama and the noose surfaced.

   Every week almost 30 people die from FDA approved drugs while Marijuana remains illegal with 0 deaths.

   climbing in your windows & snatching your people up. Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.

   If you voted for OBAMA to let people know your not a rascist, Then vote Republican to let people know your not an idiot !!!

   I'm a lonely Status. I wish more people liked me.

   Do you know why Americans are better than people from other countries? Because we're Americans!!!