Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   If you let people judge you, then how would you know what is your greatest limit?

   Got really drunk and had unprotected sex with the cashier at 7-Eleven last night. Hope I don't catch Slurpees.

   .... Hey nosy people .... Please leave me alone and worry about your own freakin sins .... cuz when the time comes .... you sure as hell won't be asked about mine!!!

   Stop blaming Millennials. This election has clearly proven that people of all generations are awful.

   I woke up drunk , so I kept drinking !

   2012....I'm leaving some people in 2011

   I wish some people would leave Day Drinking to the professionals.

   Sarcasm : Because beating the s$it out of people is illegal.

   The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over it

   People reckon I'm too patronising (that means I treat them as if they're stupid).

   Thomas Kinkade was arrested for drunk driving...I wonder how long until he releases his new painting, "lights through the jailhouse window"?

   i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

   Not now, kids. Daddy's arguing with people on the Internet

   Some people are just a waste of bandwidth.

   When I forget how annoying people can be, I log on to Facebook for about three minutes.

   People who give an unconditional credit to the work of original thinker, writer and doer, deserve an equal plaudit. JOKES they deserve a kick in the ass.

   People without jobs are so like...It's Friday?

   Heck,,, I can tell which people are really judgmental just by looking at them.

   Might start telling people I'm a blacksmith. You can't prove I'm not.

   you look like one of those people who smoke pot but still look like they're going somewhere in life. I like that.