Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Ugly People: There's only so much that photoshop can do.

   Some people think of you as a ladder. Once they use you to reach the top, they throw you down.

   Normal Detroit people are probably pretty embarrassed being linked to "Hardcore Pawn"

   If you're eating nachos and not singing nacho nacho man you're probably not as drunk as me.

   The people at Visa are going out of their way to give me credit. And for that, I'm deeply indebted

   I saw the new Facebook movie. Filling the theater with annoying people adds a realistic touch.

   How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours.

   If there is a window of opportunity ... why the hell does it knock? Shouldn't it be a door? No wonder so many people miss opportunities. They answer the door, not the window.

   If by "people skills" you mean doing everything possible to avoid people then I have really good people skills.

   I have this arrangement where people leave me alone and then I let them live.

   I hear a bunch of weird animals, beeps, and clicking. Wish me luck people, I'm going into walmart......

   That ackward moment when I'm no longer drunk and you're still a goat.

   Ghetto people are always naming their kids after stuff they cant afford: Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Life Insurance.

   Why should Libs be buried 100 feet deep? Because deep down, they're really good people.

   wondering why people think bartenders care about your misrable life. We dont! Now leave some cash and be on your way!

   Milestone Alert: This is my 100th Post From a toilet....I'd like to thank the fine people from Mcdonalds for making this post possible!!!

   • there are two reasons why people change; first : they have learned a lot. second : they've been hurt too much.

   You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that s hit to yourselves or be more descriptive.

   Bad things happen to good people, so I'm pretty sure we're all safe

   I hate arrogant people. It's like they think they're better than everyone. No one is better than me.