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   Late Night Ponderings: I always wonder what the nurses reaction would be like after I leave a half eaten sandwich in a coma patients hand.

   [wakes up from a 20 year coma]. Sweet,,, X-Files still goin strong

   Dear JB HATERs – I owe my life to Justin. On March 9th, 2009 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash. One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, so I got up, and turned the radio off.

   Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.

   A good friend will take you to the hospital if you fall into a coma. A great friend will draw a mustache on you on the way.

   I feel kinda sorry for Lamar Odom. Imagine the horror of waking up from a coma and the first thing you see is a Kardashian.

   Why dont you slip into something more comfortable... Like a coma!

   *wakes up from 2 year coma surrounded by friends & family Where's my phone?

   If I'm ever in a coma, promise me you'll slip pizza into my IV.

   When prince charming kisses a teenage girl in a coma he's a romantic hero. When I do it I'm a pervert.

   If I'm ever in a coma, please don't try to wake me. I'm doing what I love.

   why don't you slip into something a little more comfortable... Like a coma.

   You wake up from a coma only to realize everyone you love has abandoned you because they went through your phone while you were out.

   Dear justin beiber haters Please respect him.. I owe my life to him last year I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident.. One day my nurse turned on the radio to Justin's song...I got up and turned off the radio

   Marriage isn't so bad, when you're in a coma.

   To treat a patient in a coma, I believe that you could play an LMFAO song nearby and the patient would have to wake up to turn it off.

   How long does someone have to be in a coma before you can eat their fries?

   If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.

   Santa does not get milk and cookies at my house. Beer and pretzels it is. I figure after several million gulps of milk and enough cookies to cause a diabetic coma, a beer would be refreshing.

   3 AM Phone Call: Hey are you asleep? – No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!!!