Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Drama Drama.

   At the grocery store, I saw a piece of paper lying on the floor with the following written on it: Pasta-Tomatoes-Mozzarella-Ricotta-Red Lipstick and Lube. Which means my soul mate is out there somewhere.

   It’s bizarre how the party of 'inclusiveness' rejects 'Trumpers', straight people, or anyone who dares to think differently, and instead favors fetus killing and not deporting illegals.

   Jesus: "Why couldn't my Dad wait until they invented velcro?"

   Santa said I've been so good this year that he put me at the top of his nice list.

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   Snow is merely rain, rain that doesn't go away. It hangs around for days and days.

   Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.

   The Inauguration attendees look they just got back from a Sunday morning Presbyterian Church service.

   I'm not as mean as I could be. And I want people to be more grateful for that.

   Guilty pleasure ...I absolutely am addicted to the show Pop the balloon or fund I mean find love .

   I'm not clutching pearls. But I did drop a few pearls on your wife's cleavage.

   I don't want Canada or Greenland. I want Pizza, Pu$$y, and Football.(Not soccer. They teach roosters how to play that exercise in boredom.)

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   About a year ago I told my friend there’s plenty of fish in the sea. He's been divorced 3 times..Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his damn rod.

   Menstruation? Should be called Men-Frustration at this point.

   Marked safe from the U.S. banning TikTok. Meanwhile, Canadians are over here wondering if we should just adopt your TikTok refugees

   It's every man's desire to have their butt kicked by a woman. I am living proof of that.

   Cats are nice

   Hurry up and respond with one of your schooyard insults, cuck! Be a good dog. C'mon, just one before we give you time to catch up on all those handjobs at the local jail for rent money 😂