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   messageicon Who Said This?? "I would love for you to watch a film with me." A. Me B. Me again C. Orville Redenbacher
←Rate | 06-15-2021 13:09 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've had just about enough of the "avocado this", "avocado that" stuff. Somebody please get me a calzone with sausage and pepperoni. 😛
←Rate | 06-11-2021 09:39 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "The sum of the carrots are inversely proportional to the squared exponent of the cabbage divided by the vinegar and multiplied by the mayonnaise." ~Cole's Law
←Rate | 05-20-2021 20:48 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The price of great success is the greater fear of losing it all in the end.
←Rate | 05-16-2021 14:06 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Protestants. Some man didn't like God's version of Christianity (Catholicism), so they decided to fix what God got wrong.
←Rate | 05-01-2021 12:04 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm donating my body to science... fiction.
←Rate | 04-30-2021 21:15 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I went to the book store and asked for some new book I had heard about on improving one's sex life. The clerk said, "I'm not sure it's in yet." I go, "Yes, that's the one!"
←Rate | 04-19-2021 19:14 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon You used to be able to somewhat cross the line. Nowadays, you can't come anywhere near the line. You used to be able to somewhat push the envelope. Nowadays you'd better pull back the envelope.
←Rate | 04-04-2021 16:12 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anne, I had to quit my profession as a gynecologist. I got tunnel vision.
←Rate | 03-26-2021 11:49 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon It is said that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder." What about the other eye?
←Rate | 03-26-2021 10:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Everyone's up in arms over Pepe LePew romancing a cat. Newsflash: Most men are skunks and we romance pu$$y. Same difference. And I can promise you that trait isn't learned from a cartoon.
←Rate | 03-14-2021 16:54 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The subject of entomology really bugs me.
←Rate | 03-14-2021 12:38 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Daylight Saving Time. Where we lose an hour of eating.
←Rate | 03-14-2021 08:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bike Week is here at Daytona Beach. It's noisy and crazy! Speaking of noisy and crazy, next week is Tyke Week. It's a bunch of 5 year olds on Big Wheels driving on A1A hounding their moms for grilled cheese and putt putt golf.
←Rate | 03-11-2021 15:52 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If gas prices continue to rise, I'll have no choice but to purchase a windmill to power it.
←Rate | 03-08-2021 20:00 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Biden just came by for a visit. It's funny because by the time he leaves, the toilet's never flushed and the cat's always pregnant.
←Rate | 03-08-2021 17:02 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh no! They blacklisted Pepe Le'Pew. Now where am I gonna get my "moves"?
←Rate | 03-08-2021 11:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If society continues on its present course, the future won't be like The Jetsons. It will be like The Flintstones.
←Rate | 03-06-2021 15:43 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Manwich Sloppy Joe Sauce is changing its name to Genderneutralwich.🥫
←Rate | 02-28-2021 12:52 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 09:13 by Fazzy Comments (0)  



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