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   I’m really bad at impressions but I’ll give it a shot: This is my impression of a man that went into a coma in 2014 and woke up in 2019. “Seriously? That dude? Aaand scene.

   When prince charming kisses a teenage girl in a coma he's a romantic hero. When I do it I'm a pervert.

   You wake up from a coma only to realize everyone you love has abandoned you because they went through your phone while you were out.

   I sneak into hospitals and kiss coma patients.

   Late Night Ponderings: I always wonder what the nurses reaction would be like after I leave a half eaten sandwich in a coma patients hand.

   If you just came out of a one year coma, and everyone was telling you that Trump was the GOP nominee for President, you would be convinced you were on some kind of hidden camera prank show.

   3 AM Phone Call: Hey are you asleep? – No, I was in coma thank you for rescuing me!!!

   How long is sexual healing supposed to take because I came in this one three times and she's still in a coma.

   Dear justin beiber haters Please respect him.. I owe my life to him last year I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident.. One day my nurse turned on the radio to Justin's song...I got up and turned off the radio

   [wakes up from a 20 year coma]. Sweet,,, X-Files still goin strong