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   messageicon Omg r*t*rdlicans think the D*GE cuts are lowering their taxes! lmfaoooo
←Rate | 03-29-2025 08:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait to be schooled today by our indoctrinated, 3rd world, Cro-Magnon expert.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 07:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Knock knock. Who's there? Ah. Ah who? Ah who, werewolves of London.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 07:04 by ActuallyFunny Comments (0)  


   messageicon Q. Know what? A. That's what! That's funny, right?
←Rate | 03-29-2025 07:02 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon So where's our in-house lef+ie been? Ah... in bed with his mommy after she made him some Hot Pockets.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 06:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Imbeciles on the left have zero idea that this drop is necessary to lower inflation. It's short term.
←Rate | 03-29-2025 06:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't the enemies of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles just flip them on their backs?
←Rate | 03-29-2025 05:37 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wait. Tampon Tim is a man? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
←Rate | 03-28-2025 21:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey, m€ga sheep.... Check your 401s today? Bwahahahahaha!
←Rate | 03-28-2025 21:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They said they voted him in "for the economy," then he ERASED 4.4 TRILLION of stock market value in 2 months. No wonder he loves the poorly educated. 😂
←Rate | 03-28-2025 21:12 by Somuchfun Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember, gang: you’d have a better chance of teaching a pigeon to speak French than changing the mind of a l€ft-winger. Hence don’t waste your time.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 21:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Elon Musk just threw a whiny temper tantrum after ACTUAL man Governor Tim Walz mocked Tesla stock for crashing due to backlash against his stupid bullsh*t hahaha
←Rate | 03-28-2025 20:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Give this a th*mbs down if you're in the m*g* cult and realize you've made a huge mistake and want out but now its too late lol
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 46% of R*publicans believe Hegseth should resign. 62% of Am*ricans believe the same thing. Because he's a f***ing moron like his boss.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The only secure document in Washington DC seems to be the Epstein client list because dumdum is all over it.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Walmart Mexico is investing 6 billion in Mexico. The USA has nothing to do with it other than making a profit off of Walmart Mexico. THEY'RE GONNA NEED IT 😂
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They should've never given jig-a-boos and women the right to vote. Well, not all women. Not the dumb ones like your mother who also has herpes.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ford CEO said at an investor conference last month, they're not going to build new plants in the States. Lie much? Needled*ck?
←Rate | 03-28-2025 18:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I eat bananas for the shape, not the taste.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 16:12 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon I give head.
←Rate | 03-28-2025 16:09 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  




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