Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   "childish. No he's not, yes he is, no he's not, yes he is."

   out making some changes in hisher life...leave a message and I'll get back yo you. if I don't return your message your one of the changes!

   magically delicious.

   throwing peanuts at old ladies

   not yet rated.

   thinking whether he might think of what he is going to think about

   not doing what Simon says

   looking to the 8 ball for all the answers

   part of a complete breakfast

   wondering if the hokey pokey is what it's all about

   sticking sharp metal objects into the wall outlets.

   filmed in front of a live studio audience

   as seen on TV

   been modified from his original version. He has been formatted to fit your Screen.

   "Vini, Vedi, Velcro... I came I saw I stuck around!"

   spitting in your general direction

   everything you're not.

   putting his left foot in and taking his left foot out - but he is NOT doing the hokie pokie

   going off the rails on a crazy train

   bringing sexy back? honey your the reason sexy left in the first place!