Funny Status Messages and Tweets

Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.

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the reason Santa even has a naughty list!!!!!

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←Rate | 09-21-2008 00:47 by Vicki Dc Comments (0)

Trying To Conquer The World

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←Rate | 09-20-2008 19:33 Comments (0)

fortified with 8 vitamins and minerals

←Rate | 09-19-2008 03:57 Comments (0)

your best kept secret and your biggest mistake.

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←Rate | 09-18-2008 16:26 Comments (1)

high on life... and glue

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←Rate | 09-17-2008 22:30 Comments (0)

wishing your network didn't extend to her

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←Rate | 09-15-2008 22:27 by Lacey Comments (0)

the hottest thing next to the sun

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←Rate | 09-15-2008 10:08 by Rica Comments (0)

approves this message

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←Rate | 09-10-2008 16:00 Comments (0)

just another brick in the wall

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←Rate | 09-09-2008 15:10 by Cj Comments (0)

a cereal killer

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←Rate | 08-31-2008 15:09 Comments (1)

so much cooler online!

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←Rate | 08-29-2008 20:47 Comments (0)

no longer the statue and now the pigeon

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←Rate | 08-27-2008 12:17 Comments (0)

no Gynecologist but I will have a look

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←Rate | 08-27-2008 08:36 by Jimmy My Boy Comments (0)

trying to get your attention with this damn message!

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←Rate | 08-27-2008 03:38 by Tam Comments (0)

dazed and confused but liking it...

←Rate | 08-27-2008 03:37 by Tam Comments (0)

s house is on fire (mood:calm)

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←Rate | 08-27-2008 03:35 Comments (0)

not supposed to be up this late...

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←Rate | 08-27-2008 00:27 Comments (0)

free falling!

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←Rate | 08-27-2008 00:25 Comments (0)

putting the pro into procrastination

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←Rate | 08-26-2008 20:15 Comments (0)

"something unpredictable , but in the end its right"

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←Rate | 08-26-2008 12:25 by Ritz Comments (0)