Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   This B1tch got "SNGL MOM" on her License Plates.. Basically she just gave up on Love all together!

   They need a Show called Bait Coochie.. Have a Chick laying there Butt-Naked and see if N1ggas walk up & try to stick it in!

   Females be killing me with that Trey Songz is my Baby Daddy! ...B1TCH that n1gga don't even know you exist, shut cho lonely @ss up!

   Cop cars should play the jaws theme song

   the sun does not rise, it stays still. it's the earth spinning that makes it seem like it moves silly people.

   when I get on facebook I get excited when I see the red numbrs over the globe thing until I open it and find it is for a stupid game request.

   The further you stay from me the longer it takes me to reply to your text.

   The only honest people in the world are small children and drunk people!

   In this lifetime you either win the Triple Crown or you get tendinitis. You can't have both.

   ghetto word of the day dictate ......that hoe say my dictate good

   ready to post something, anything on page 3000

   I wish more people would give me the silent treatment.!!

   I enjoypoetry, long romantic walks in the woods and poking dead things with a stick.

   BOY: "Hi" GIRL: "I have a boyfriend" BOY: "I said 'Hi' not suck my d!ck"

   I enjoy long walks on the Internet ;)

   Who the fnck do you think you are and why are you breathing?!!

   Hey guys, my first time flossing today. Quick question, how do you put the teeth that fell out back in?

   Dear people who post pictures of themselves kissing their lover of the moment; I hope you realise those pictures will come back to bite you in the ass when you are broken up and are back in the market looking for a new partner.

   Still waiting for the best day of my life to happen...!!!

   Can you be addicted to chaos? Date a Ginger and you'll understand