Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Its weird how Wall street was up and running like nothing happened, ....Oh my bad, I forgot....TeamRich&Wealthy with 2 or 3 homes flew or boated in to work.

   How is everyone holding up? It's been a crazy night! I have just beheaded 30 zombies. But why the hell are they all carrying candy?!?

   Why name hurricane gay names, like Sandy? How about Hurricane Death Megatron 300 And I guarantee people will be evacuating like they need to.

   Don't know what I did but kids have been coming to my house and giving me bags full of candy all night!!!

   I turned my lights off early. These little beggars aren't getting all my candy.

   A shout out to all of the beautiful women who don't need to dress trashy to attract a man..... But party at my place for all those who do

   Halloween is the only day out of the year you can have a white van full of little kids and not have your motives questioned.

   Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume...

   with friends like these..who needs enemas?

   A kid came to my door dressed as Tony Romo. I asked him why he had no candy in his bag. He said he used to but he turned it over.

   I say the candidates do us all a favor and stop the annoying commercial/adds on TV and donate that money to help those affected by Sandy.

   This year for Halloween, New Jersey is dressing up like New Orleans.

   You Know You Are Too Drunk to Go Trick-or-treating:...When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over... When the door opens, you yell "Trick or...." and you can't remember the rest...

   Obama standing next to Chris Christie. They looked like the number 10.

   Any kids dressed as Obama, who have worked real hard and have a bunch of candy, will be required to give it to me, cause I had rather have took a nap instead of collecting my own candy. Thank you!

   ┐('.'┐) ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ ┐('.'┐) (┌'.')┌ (┌'.')┌ Cause this is Thriiiiiiilleeeeeeer

   mad props to New York for dressing up as New Orleans for Halloween.

   Finally - there is going to be a Disney Princess dad's won't have to be ashamed to admit they like... Princess Liea.

   Due to the rising cost of ammunition I will no longer be able to provide a warning shot. Thanks for your understanding.

   Gangnam Style is a clear example that Americans don't give a crap about lyrics