Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   You are in the top 1% of Government handouts, Obama, supporter! I command you to give me 60% of your handout and pay your fair share!

   Pretty trippy the movie "Recount" is on HBO on demand...

   it easy to blame everything on Obama coz he doesnt look like you?

   The Bears are the #1 team in the NFL!! Wait, sorry, I was using Electoral College logic...

   That speech made me do the Carlton Dance :)

   if Obama is the answer, it was a stupid question!

   TODAY ON MAURY with Romney Results: When It comes to America, You are not the President!

   Now that the election is over, we can focus on the REAL issue: Hoes being taken, good girls being single.

   and Reason 3 why Florida still has no color,,,,You cant just predict anything in Florida, not the Weather, not the Casey Anthonys/Zimmerman or any Court cases... and definitely not the Elections running smoothly!

   Reasons 2 why Florida is considered the "Pitbull" State by the Press....You can expect 3 things to go wrong during voting: machine failures, not enough ballots printed out, and complicated procedures with late ballots count

   Its just facebook people lets try not to take to too seriously.

   Reasons 1 why Florida is considered the "Pitbull" State by the Press....We have 3 categories of last minute of lazyass late voters: Latinos, Blacks and Senior Citizens. you can have 2months of early voting and that ish wont ever change!!!

   Papa John's out in Denver bout to make some money since weed is legal... Smart investment Peyton Manning

   Colorado is the first state to legalize marijuana! only 21 and up Time to play some bob marley.

   PHEW!!! I thought my food stamps were going to vanish..

   B itches or not, I still say 99 problems is a lot of problems!

   Election is over and you may now return to your normal, errr.... Well maybe not normal, return to your current lives!

   Four more years?! I'm praying the Mayans were right now, so it'll only be four more weeks!!

   oh good, my Obama bucks are still good!

   Why doesn't The Bible explain why a man's G-spot is in his butthole?