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It would be amazing if all restaurants had to end their URLs with ".nom"
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11-04-2011 15:05 by g0re
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Come on proactiv, don't lie, its not a limited time offer, you've ALWAYS been $19.99.
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11-04-2011 15:03 by g0re
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I hate it when you're trying to watch proactive commercials but MTV shows keep interrupting.
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11-04-2011 15:01 by g0re
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Pac-Man teaches us a valuable lesson Eat everything you can, and if anyone tries to stop you, eat them.
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11-03-2011 18:03 by g0re
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It makes you worried for the future when you see all the insecure girls on Facebook posting their pictures as their statu$ and begging for likes.
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11-03-2011 17:57 by g0re
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It's silly when people say that you shouldn't like them "because they might hurt you." Everyone is going to hurt you. Some people are just worth the risk.
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11-03-2011 17:54 by g0re
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The next time the hostess asks you "Would you like a table?", you should respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
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11-03-2011 01:41 by g0re
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Sometimes its better to forget about making people happy and just do what YOU really want to do.
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11-03-2011 01:37 by g0re
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Girls spend too much time trying to look nice and not enough time trying to act nice.
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11-03-2011 01:29 by g0re
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The next time the hostess asks you respond "No, not at all, I came to the restaurant to eat on the floor. Carpet for 5 please."
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11-03-2011 01:27 by g0re
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Sometimes you sit in class and listen to the conversations around you and realize you are the smartest person in the room.
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11-03-2011 01:23 by g0re
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The show "19 Kids and Counting" could easily be renamed "People Hoarders".
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11-02-2011 17:00 by g0re
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There's a new unit of measure which measures 72 days - a Kardash.
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11-02-2011 16:55 by g0re
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Be a lady's man, not a ladies man.
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11-02-2011 16:21 by g0re
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Candy companies need to learn that making a candy bar and eighth of its original size does not make it "fun sized," it just makes more wrappers to throw away.
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11-02-2011 16:19 by g0re
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A good drinking game; watch Wheel of Fortune and do a shot for every time they applause.
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11-02-2011 16:17 by g0re
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I've seen 4 people go from "in a relationship" to "single" today...yep, it's definitely no shave November.
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11-02-2011 03:30 by g0re
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Basketball players took the phrase"grow up" too literally.
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11-02-2011 01:42 by g0re
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Snooki's like a basketball: Orange and passed around by a bunch of sweaty guys.
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11-02-2011 01:35 by g0re
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It's kinda sad that 98% of the population can only correctly use a semicolon if they're trying to digitally wink at somebody.
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11-01-2011 20:43 by g0re
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