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"sniffing glue, going to the zoo, gonna free all the kangaroos. Suck it Dr. Seuss!"
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03-10-2008 09:52
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"Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore, when you can just pick them up off the beach for free?"
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04-14-2008 20:46 by Vicki Dc
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free falling!
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08-27-2008 00:25
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99% fat free
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01-23-2009 22:37 by Adam
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free everyday it's in the constitution

waited patiently in line for 'free willy', only to discover it was a film!
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05-25-2009 13:16
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FREE TIBET! *Offer only valid with purchase of another Tibet of equal or greater value. Void where prohibited"

they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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06-29-2009 12:46
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thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year
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07-06-2009 17:18
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hoping to be abducted on Monday and set free on Friday...I know its a pretty wishful thinking.
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08-09-2009 13:23
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wants money for nothing and the chicks for free.

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09-18-2009 08:51 by Felesar
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THERES A VAN ACROSS THE STREET THAT SAYS "FREE CANDY" I WONDER IF THEY HAVE TOOTSIE POPS....IM GOING TO CHECK! :)
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10-11-2009 16:44
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Thank you Gym for being like my Grandmother...Always there for me, even though I only visit you twice a year.
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10-17-2009 20:12
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Round-trip airfare from San Diego to Minneapolis - $335; checking a suitcase - $25; Dr. Pepper & Peanuts - $6.50; WiFi - now free; Checking your Facebook page and over-shooting the airport by 150 miles instead of landing the jet airliner - JOBLESS !!!
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10-27-2009 18:21 by Spencer
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~ Free Tibet! (with purchase of 2nd Tibet of equal or lesser value)
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10-28-2009 08:49
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in the process of becoming a Mexican Citizen, so I can sneak back into the States and get better health coverage, financial aid, a tax free paying job, cheaper housing and all the other glorious benefits that we give out illegal immigrants.
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11-09-2009 13:07 by ginger
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I got my free meal from Applebee's today, it was good to see fellows Vets of all ages getting it in. Although I swear some of them old guys look like the may hay survived the war of 1812 I'm glad we enjoyed it together. Now who's pouring free DRINKS for u

on an alcohol free diet. so far i've lost three days
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11-21-2009 06:16 by becca
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it
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12-07-2009 19:31
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