https://www.galaxus.ch/en/sector/showdiscussion/snapchat-xhack-visit-kunghaccom-c4o8wfhy-227421 Funny Status Messages

   thinks Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year

   Thank you Gym for being like my Grandmother...Always there for me, even though I only visit you twice a year.

   Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

   if my right leg was christmas and my left leg was easter, I would love for you to visit in between the holidays

   I think I overdosed on my family.....Santa has the right idea....only visit some ppl once a year.....

   Must be nice living in never neverland, maybe I'll come visit you when I need a break from reality!

   I will personally pay the exorcist to pay Anna Anka a visit.

   "Hey, yall watch this sh*t." is always followed by an emergency room visit at my family reunion.

   hears BP is using a huge upside down funnel in the Gulf of Mexico; suddenly I'm having a deja vu/flashback of the beach I used to visit in the Gulf of Mexico, the funnel, and how I was upside down...

   Irony is people complaining about Facebook's privacy settings when every other update is about their weekly visit to their gynecologist.

   welcomes you to her profile. Straight jackets are by the wall, meds are in the boxes. Enjoy your stay, and please visit again!

   Dear Friday: You have been gone all week, no visit, no call, no nothing. For some reason your absense doesn't bother me, I am glad to see you again...so is my liver, Cheers!

   When Bella's Aunt Flo comes to visit, does she have to double up on her feminine protection to keep Eddie from biting her?

   Filing a BP Damage Claims. Due to the Gulf disaster, instead of a vacation at the beach, we're going to visit my in-laws...

   I often wonder what I've done with my life. But then my clinically sane friends visit me, and I remember why I enjoy being nuts!!!

   For my visit to the bank tomorrow, I've packed lacy lingerie, chloroform and a chainsaw. One way or another, I'm getting that loan.

   You don't know what you've got until you visit your doctor.

   insert your current location, relationship problems, results of last doctors visit, what you had for lunch, how much you hate working on certain days of the week, and any other trivial details of your life here _______________________

   Going to dress up as Maury Povich and visit the hospital delivery room telling the guy he is not the father.

   If you watch Scarface backwards, it's about a man who gives up cocaine and crime to follow his dream of becoming a dishwasher to earn enough money so he can visit Cuba.