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****PILOT****
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Damn Guess it's time to get out of the tub, my phones almost dead.
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Shout out to all the people on my friends list who have hidden me from their wall, and are unable to see this post.
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Hiding in the restroom at work, just to post this (;
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As a Truck Driver, let me say after several days of mid 90 degree temps, beaver season is in full swing.
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Ever find out your wiper wash is empty AFTER you have smeared bug guts all over your windshield?
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Try and find me now Sucka!- bread tie
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Going half way across the state this morning, and you know what that means...this truck is now a rolling karaoke machine.
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Just ate the last bit of food in my lunch box, this overtime now officially sucks!!!!
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You can take that thumb, and shove it up your A$$.
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She's trained right when you roll up to pump fuel, and she jumps out to clean the windows.
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Reading the first dozen pages, reminds me of reading something from the 50s...so wholesome.
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My auto-correct has the education of a free year old.
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To the guy next to me at the rest-area urinal...The fact that you still have your sunglasses on kinda creeps me out.
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Hey Jack In The Crack...I ordered an Ulitimate Burger not an Ultimate Mustard!
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there someone making $ off of all this "Liking" on FB?
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Safety glasses? On this jobsite, we squint for safety!!
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believes every road in the world is under construction right now!
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Never "hood-slide" like Bo Duke on a hot summer day wearing cut-off jean shorts....
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My biggest fear is that FB will rat on on me and post "So&So is listening to Hall and Oats on IHeart Radio".
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