Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I really hope the Covid-19 virus can't be spread from kissing butt.

   DNA is so detailed, that it directs hairs where to grow on your nut sack.

   I'm a BLM fan: Bacon, Lettuce, & 'Mater samich.

   You know when it comes to being corvid free I really don't have a hard time not really socializing seeing as how I've been practicing doing that ever since I signed up for Facebook.

   I really don't understand this so called pandemic. We have been social distancing ever since we signed up for Facebook.

   Dating is like going to garage sales where everything looks great from a distance but up close you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need. 21 minutes

   I support Goya: Black Beans Matter

   When a kid says " Daddy, I want mommy", that's the kid version of "I'd like to speak to your supervisor."

   People who go out to to socialize can be compared to zombies, who are also not thinking.

   Ask Alexa "Do (state a color or race) lives matter?" and listen to the different responses...

   No one ever boycotted my beans! - George W. Büsh

   The weather is 88 and hazy .. kind of like Joe Biden

   The problem with this country is that too many people say they want Justice when they really want Revenge.

   Mexico is reconsidering building the wall for the sole purpose of keeping out New Yorkers.

   The Ieft has big vocabularies; the right has big bank accounts. Guess which one pays the bills at the end of the month?

   I know how can cure the Coronavirus. Stop socializing! And you could give me the Nobel Peace Prize later thank you.

   I use to think that wearing masks was so ridiculous and lame. Now that I've seen him wear one, I love masks and I can get enough of them.

   I pretty much doubt hillbillies have big back accounts. Big moonshine bottles, yes, but not big bank accounts.

   The Washington Redskins are dropping the name "Redskins" for cultural correctness, which is fantastic. But, to prevent other global embarrassments, I would drop the "Washington " as well

   Me: Damn. Another gray hair. *plucks it* Old man standing next to me: Ouch!