Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Lori Loughlin is wondering how the Coronavirus got into Princeton and her kid didn’t.

   I’m gonna tell you something right now, tis not the time to have allergies.

   Ladies, if you're over 50, you may wanna rethink the cowboy hat. It's terrifying.

   Today's drink: The Quarantini. It's a regular martini, but you drink it alone in your house.

   Don't see why everyone is hording toilet paper for.... it does have 2 sides

   Honey that posted this below dont lie to these folks, you never did have a 401k, hell you never worked a day in your life.

   Gas is only a buck a gallon and we're not allowed to leave our houses...

   We are about three weeks away from knowing everyone’s true hair color.

   While socially distancing myself I guess this will be a good time to finish reading the internet.

   I always confuse reptiles and amphibians. OK to be honest, neither one knows what I’m talking about.

   WTF, everyone is talking about social distancing rule...Haven't we been doing that since we opened facebook accounts?

   I'm here to announce that I too am suspending my Presidential Campaign. I want to thank all my supporters and the one or two of you that even knew that I was running.

   I got 352 likes Facebook post and somehow I feel I should get some sort of Facebook consolation prize, or something.

   I’ve been checking my temperature periodically every day. Did you know that it’s not necessary to do it rectally? Wish someone would’ve told me sooner!

   California has been shut down for bussiness

   So showing up at the bank with a mask and gloves is okay now

   Now would be a good time to pave the roads

   I wonder if I'll ever be mature enough to write the word "LOOK" without making the O's look like funny cartoon eyes.

   This is the first time in history when we can save the Human Race by lying in front of the TV doing nothing. Let's not screw this up.

   What if it was April fools of next year when someone finally reveals to you the self quarantine ended 11 months ago.