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   messageicon I'm tired of the Police ruining my fun, they said it's "Illegal" to take up an entire aisle in toy section at Walmart by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
←Rate | 10-31-2010 20:37 by stupidsidetongue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bag of apples check,Bag of caramel check, Pumpkin check, Pack of razorblades check ,The look of concern on the cashiers face at walmart PRICELESS!!!
←Rate | 10-31-2010 13:38 by stupidsidetongue Comments (0)  


   messageicon As my 5 year-old nephew and I carved my pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That's what happens to snitches.”
←Rate | 10-30-2010 08:32 by stupidsidetongue Comments (0)  


   messageicon My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
←Rate | 10-28-2010 18:47 by stupidsidetongue Comments (0)  


   messageicon what do you get when you cross GPS with PMS? A Crazy Beotch that will find you wherever you go!
←Rate | 10-28-2010 18:27 by stupidsidetongue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just for laughs I typed 'crazy beotch' into my gps and it gave me directions to my exes house!
←Rate | 10-28-2010 16:39 by stupidsidetongue Comments (0)  


   messageicon My ex once told me we need to speak the same language... so I ordered Rosetta Stone crazy edition so I could learn to communicate in her native tongue!
←Rate | 10-27-2010 16:31 by stupidsidetongue Comments (0)  



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