stupidsidetongue Funny Status Messages

   As my 5 year-old nephew and I carved my pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That's what happens to snitches.”

   I'm tired of the Police ruining my fun, they said it's "Illegal" to take up an entire aisle in toy section at Walmart by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

   My ex once told me we need to speak the same language... so I ordered Rosetta Stone crazy edition so I could learn to communicate in her native tongue!

   Just for laughs I typed 'crazy beotch' into my gps and it gave me directions to my exes house!

   My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

   Bag of apples check,Bag of caramel check, Pumpkin check, Pack of razorblades check ,The look of concern on the cashiers face at walmart PRICELESS!!!

   what do you get when you cross GPS with PMS? A Crazy Beotch that will find you wherever you go!