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   messageicon I call bravo Sierra on distance makes the heart grow fonder. Distance makes you have to do dishes and cook and stuff.
←Rate | 10-13-2015 13:18 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only one that thinks some of the Japanese players will be executed? #fifa
←Rate | 07-05-2015 20:57 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Had I had access to a smartphone growing up, I probably would have had an album titled "School Bus Window Artwork"
←Rate | 04-17-2015 10:03 by Goodeolboy Comments (2)  


   messageicon Strange how people will judge stories like Tony Stewart, but try their damnedest to get out of jury duty...interesting.
←Rate | 08-11-2014 13:25 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout out to all the deadbeat dads and sperm donors this Father's Day. Unbeknownst to you, there are kids everywhere that are becoming AMAZING PEOPLE because they want to be nothing like you.
←Rate | 06-15-2014 13:15 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Hey Bro, wanna go to lunch?" Sorry I can't, I'm on the Govt. Lunch Program....can't afford to eat :/
←Rate | 06-11-2014 15:01 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Someone needs to tell all the other horses that its CC's birthday today.
←Rate | 06-07-2014 18:46 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not one to judge Brotha, but that white tailgate on your black truck screams "salvage title".
←Rate | 06-04-2014 20:51 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Possible post if Facebook was around in 1983: DANGIT...street lights are on. Guess who's getting beat with a belt when he gets home :'(
←Rate | 06-04-2014 17:59 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon (Possible post if Facebook was around in 1979) Busy day today. Me and the boys are riding all over town on our bikes. Later we'll be at the lot playing Hot Wheels, so hit me up if you're in.
←Rate | 06-04-2014 16:44 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  



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