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   messageicon When I'm bored I lay on the kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb
←Rate | 01-22-2022 10:47 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sometimes I lay on my kitchen floor and pretend to be a crumb
←Rate | 07-06-2020 18:35 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Who would have thought - even our death is manufactured in China
←Rate | 03-11-2020 16:03 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon My wife gained so much for Thanksgiving she left the house this morning in high heels to get coffee and came home with flip-flops
←Rate | 12-18-2019 07:12 by fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don’t send me the 1 pic you liked lemme see the hundred you didn’t like
←Rate | 07-04-2018 21:44 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon gettin extra faded in honor of mini me
←Rate | 04-22-2018 19:14 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whether you order a six-inch or a foot- long, both you and your sandwich artist are thinking about diks for at least a second...
←Rate | 03-17-2018 18:29 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Like if you ever got charged for not rewinding a VHF tape
←Rate | 03-08-2018 17:34 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Shout Out to the Kids in the Projects that left some Milk & Cookies out for Santa but the Roaches got 2 it first.
←Rate | 12-25-2016 13:40 by Fadolo Comments (0)  

   messageicon Respect cost you nothing.....but disrespect can cost you your mfn life
←Rate | 01-18-2015 21:38 by fadolo Comments (0)  


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