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   messageicon If you pay $5 a beer at the bar shut yo ass up about gas prices
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:17 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon I miss when Facebook let us be mean af to eachother
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:13 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon When she's hot but she can't cook... Ok, Kim DoorDashian.
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:12 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon ima sucker for deep talks... I wanna know what made you a lying ass bi**h...
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:11 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bank account: $1401.23 Me at the car dealership: where are the f350 platinums
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:10 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop selling family farms to build cheap spec home subdivisions.
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:08 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon By the time I have a kid everyone else’s kids gon be 15😭
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:07 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon Them cicis brownies with the sprinkled cocaine on top so f**king g fire
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:06 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon My son ain’t gonna have to sneak no hoes in. Bring them bi**ches in son
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:05 by Kevisito Comments (0)  


   messageicon don’t invite me to your crib if you got fake oreos. WTF is “Creme Betweens”
←Rate | 04-13-2022 13:04 by Kevisito Comments (0)  



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