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   messageicon I wonder. Is it considered non-kosher to watch a Kevin Bacon movie?
←Rate | 10-13-2013 21:05 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Aaron Hernandez is going to jail as a Tight End and will leave jail as a Wide Receiver
←Rate | 06-26-2013 11:19 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon Happy birthday America, you lovable old geezer!
←Rate | 07-04-2012 22:16 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon If there's one thing the internet has taught me over the years.... It's that alot of money would be saved during the deconstruction of old buildings if we just fired some angry birds at them.
←Rate | 05-28-2012 21:37 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm at Muppet labs with Dr Honeydew and Beaker trying to come up with a cure for dance fever. It's going well, although we've accidentally blown up Beaker 3 times. He's such a trooper.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 22:55 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm organizing a bear wash to raise money for my favorite charity "The society for prevention of cruelty to Hobbits". Come to my house and I'll wash any pet bear you have, Grizzly Bear, Polar Bear, Black Bear etc. No Chicago Bears though, far too crazy!
←Rate | 09-27-2011 22:48 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know da day is off to a bad start when you realize you put your dirty socks in the toaster, two slices of bread in the toilet and peed in the laundry hamper.
←Rate | 09-03-2011 23:13 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the Angry Birds could use some anger management counselling. Mellow out, my cranky avian bros!
←Rate | 09-03-2011 23:11 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm canadian and I want to say to America, Hey I love you guys, but seriously, you gotta take Jersey Shore off the air! You guys work on that and we'll see what we can do about Nickleback and Justin Beiber.
←Rate | 07-20-2011 23:10 by JeremyCakes Comments (1)  

   messageicon It's amazing how a blue fish with memory trouble can be such a great motivational speaker! "Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming".
←Rate | 07-13-2011 20:54 by JeremyCakes Comments (0)  


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