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   messageicon the S or the C silent in the word scent?
←Rate | 04-09-2016 23:43 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon I must have drank more than I thought last night...there's an entire hour that I don't remember!
←Rate | 03-13-2016 10:16 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon In a final selfless gesture, Abe Vigoda will be donating his ear hair to Locks Of Love.
←Rate | 01-26-2016 18:45 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Asians haven't been this embarrassed since William Hung was singing "She Bangs, She Bangs"
←Rate | 07-05-2015 19:58 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon RESEARCH: Tin foil hat club. Too much time on hands club. Lives in parents basement club.
←Rate | 04-22-2014 21:57 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot
←Rate | 01-25-2014 22:23 by jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon The political frustrations of this week remind me how happy I am to have allegiance to greater kingdom.
←Rate | 06-30-2012 08:21 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon 99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 7%.
←Rate | 05-04-2012 11:03 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon My friend Mary joined me for dinner. I had a petite filet and Mary had a little lamb!
←Rate | 03-10-2012 00:24 by Jeff Comments (0)  


   messageicon if I took a drink every time Musburger said "Honey Badger", I would have passed out in the 3rd quarter.
←Rate | 01-10-2012 08:13 by Jeff Comments (0)  



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