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   messageicon I tried watching a hockey game last night. I was bored, so I opted for a little more excitement. I switched over to the Fireplace Channel on Netflix.
←Rate | 10-17-2021 10:25 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The latest dose of social media insanity comes to us via the TikTok inspired 'Slap A Teacher' Challenge. Good ol' TikTok... where never before has the Lowest Common Denominator been so well represented.
←Rate | 10-08-2021 13:08 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first time I ever removed my clothes in front of a woman, she smiled and said it reminded her of an old song. "I asked, "Let It All Hang Out?" She said, "No. The Itsy Bitsy Spider."
←Rate | 10-06-2021 14:41 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Cruises: Floating Golden Corrals with drunk people.
←Rate | 09-28-2021 03:16 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was gonna cook alligator for dinner, but my stove is broken and all I have is a croc pot.
←Rate | 08-21-2021 15:36 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What they need in Afghanistan is Larry the Kabul Guy. He'd git 'er done.
←Rate | 08-16-2021 11:56 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm incredulous over the fact that changing the name and picture on a pancake box has yet to result in racial unity.
←Rate | 07-30-2021 05:42 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I gotta wait a half hour after eating before getting in the pool, let’s face it, I’m never getting in the pool.
←Rate | 07-24-2021 20:33 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wisdom: A friend of mine had two small kidney stones. He didn't want surgery so he went to the bathroom and "wisdom" out.
←Rate | 07-18-2021 10:36 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I've made some terrible life choices over the years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
←Rate | 07-11-2021 09:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  



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