BigSarge Funny Status Messages

   Re: "there are only 380 million Americans" .....yes there are.... And we still RULE THE WORLD!!!

   " Fcuk the Police" ............ Please encourage this!! With the shift work we do protecting your sorry ass it's sometimes hard to meet women. So please encourage your sister and mother to continue your cause!!

   DAMN!! Obamaphones sure are getting one serious workout these last two nights in Ferguson!!

   Kids: Never tell a stranger where you live. Give them your neighbor's address and watch what happens.

   I wonder what my dogs named me?

   I have decided my next ex-wife will be Scottish so when she calls me a worthless fucker it will be in that adorable wee accent.

   BREAKING NEWS: Vladimir Putin moves two Boy Scout Troops to the Russian/Polish boarder. France surrendered

   Maybe Obama should have pitched Obamacare on Shark Tank?

   Men, if you had your choice between brains or b0obs, which cup size do you prefer?

   My cat just jumped down from on top of the counter onto my laptop on the desk, opening David Bowie "Heroes" on iTunes. And now he's the coolest person I know.