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   messageicon just had my LEFT side removed. I'm all RIGHT now
←Rate | 01-04-2010 22:32 by Yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon it is never too late to be what you might have been.. :D
←Rate | 05-13-2010 16:45 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow?
←Rate | 09-04-2012 15:20 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why do banks attach chains to their pens? If I'm trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
←Rate | 09-04-2012 15:21 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon These days: Smart Phones, Stupid People
←Rate | 09-04-2012 15:22 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon To-Do List : Nothing [✓]
←Rate | 09-04-2012 15:22 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know a kid named Jay, but we call him J for short.
←Rate | 09-05-2012 02:29 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon That hilarious moment when someone tries to make you jealous, when you honestly don't give a fuck.
←Rate | 09-05-2012 18:32 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Karma takes too long ..... I'd rather beat the sh%t out of you.
←Rate | 09-05-2012 18:33 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon That mini heart attack you get when you reach in your pocket and your phone isn't there.
←Rate | 09-05-2012 18:34 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon I can't live without y̶o̶u̶. FOOD...
←Rate | 09-05-2012 18:36 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.
←Rate | 09-05-2012 18:47 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒ Single. ❒ Taken. ✔ Helping Mario get his biatch Peach back!
←Rate | 09-06-2012 00:30 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon What you do when people sing happy birthday to you: 5% - Sing. 10% - Smile. 85% - Sit there like a dumbf#ck trying to figure out what to do.
←Rate | 09-06-2012 00:30 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon First time on a roller coaster. Final Destination.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:16 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon ❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Eating
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:19 by yobs Comments (0)  


   messageicon In awkward situations, we all pretend to text.
←Rate | 09-11-2012 17:19 by yobs Comments (0)  



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