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   messageicon expierencing difficulties coping with the limbostic stages of his transitional existence.
←Rate | 05-23-2011 08:27 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm surprised the Pope didn't tweet from an Android, considering humanity and God's experience with apples.
←Rate | 12-14-2012 04:35 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so cold, tonight I got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches...
←Rate | 01-29-2022 17:35 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon Shout-out to Mother Nature for not giving snakes wings...
←Rate | 02-04-2022 16:19 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon The weather is such a slut. The wind blows everyone, the rain makes everyone wet, the sun makes everyone take their clothes off, and the snow covers everyone in white stuff.
←Rate | 02-04-2022 18:39 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon People are dying with Covid not from Covid. Two different things...
←Rate | 02-09-2022 15:47 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon I made a huge TO DO list for this weekend. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
←Rate | 02-09-2022 16:07 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon if roosters can start each day screaming, then damn it, so can I...
←Rate | 02-15-2022 19:53 by Name Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, I meant to say why does Trump keep bringing up Biden's past. Sorry for the mistake.
←Rate | 02-16-2022 15:28 by Name Comments (0)  



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