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   messageicon bringing sexy back. after a long court battle I got full custody
←Rate | 11-05-2009 09:39 by gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hey guys. Everybody. let's all give Santa a break this year.......Be naughty.
←Rate | 11-19-2009 14:28 by gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon had a wonderful day. Unfortunately, this wasn't it.
←Rate | 03-16-2010 12:29 by gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon sometimes feels like a booger on the dashboard of life
←Rate | 07-16-2010 15:49 by gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was on death row and given one last meal I would ask for a fortune cookie. "Come on 'long prosperous life!'"
←Rate | 08-27-2010 11:49 by gator Comments (1)  


   messageicon Be nice to your laptop/smartphone today. SkyNet was supposed to become self-aware last night, April 19th 2011. If all goes well we can avoid Judgement Day tomorrow.
←Rate | 04-20-2011 08:51 by Gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I was the Director of NASA, I would make all of the ground crew dress up as Apes when the space shuttle Atlantis lands just to screw with them....now that would make a good movie...
←Rate | 07-12-2011 10:50 by gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to McDonald's for breakfast and ordering an Egg McMuffin and a McChicken, just to see which one comes first.
←Rate | 05-31-2022 08:47 by Gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not trying to brag or make anyone jealous, but I can still fit in the same sized gloves I wore in high school...
←Rate | 09-27-2022 06:43 by Gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bedtime Tip: Ring the doorbell on your way to bed at night...this will clear the dogs off your bed long enough for you to get in and get comfortable...
←Rate | 10-02-2022 06:42 by Gator Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when TV shows say "Adult Content" but then don't show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after the kids...
←Rate | 10-29-2022 06:48 by Gator Comments (0)  



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