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X says The grocery store has 2 new aisles filled with "Halloween Candy" but it sure looks like the same candy they sell all year.
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Friday October 27, 2017 @ 03:35 AM

But Halloween candy has gost witch and pumkin wrappers and much smaller "fun size bars". Happy Halloween. ('. ') Booooo

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