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   messageicon If anyone actually believed the polls, there would be no rioting.
←Rate | 07-27-2020 06:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Maybe we should all start calling 2020 are lucky number and see if things might change!
←Rate | 07-27-2020 06:21 by moon Comments (0)  

   messageicon Running with the Spanish bulls, Seattle WA and Portland OR, tonight, live on Pay per view
←Rate | 07-27-2020 05:17 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm too smart to be happy.
←Rate | 07-26-2020 15:26 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  

   messageicon You got your reparations. From our taxes paying for your food stamps, section 8 housing and free school lunches.
←Rate | 07-26-2020 08:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV walk into a bar... I’ve forgotten the rest!
←Rate | 07-25-2020 13:41 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't really care which baseball teams stand for the National Anthem inasmuch as I wish they'd make the game a little less boring. The national pastime is past its time.
←Rate | 07-25-2020 11:19 by MigdaGwig Comments (0)  

   messageicon "Nice mask' Me firting in 2020
←Rate | 07-24-2020 18:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Having a degree doesn't mean you're talented, it just means you're educated.
←Rate | 07-24-2020 14:50 by Sher Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Washington Redskins are temporarily changing their name to the "Washington Football Team", or in other words "WTF".
←Rate | 07-24-2020 12:58 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The "Person. Women. Man. Camera. TV." test was more difficult than my law exams.
←Rate | 07-24-2020 12:54 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My Sister Said Her Head Is How Human Being Head Should Be, Then I Said If Her Head Is How Human Being Head Should Be, Then How Alien Head Is?
←Rate | 07-24-2020 10:25 by BabyLu Comments (0)  

   messageicon I Like Eating Mac Than Chease
←Rate | 07-24-2020 09:24 by BabyLu Comments (0)  

   messageicon Erica And Lilo Are Just Like Gnomio And Juliet>:<
←Rate | 07-24-2020 09:16 by BabyLu Comments (0)  

   messageicon Show me Karl Marx's grave and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
←Rate | 07-24-2020 08:10 Comments (0)  

   messageicon All I attract is hoes, lord if I’m a pimp just say that
←Rate | 07-24-2020 02:34 by Cm Comments (0)  

   messageicon A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority.
←Rate | 07-23-2020 20:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The new name should be "The Team Formerly Known as The Redskins"
←Rate | 07-23-2020 19:18 by TimS. Comments (0)  

   messageicon I miss the 80's. (The temperatures, not the decade.)
←Rate | 07-23-2020 16:29 by Fazzy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever Kids Says Mummy I Love, Just Say Start Talking Because They Need Something
←Rate | 07-23-2020 08:25 by BabyLu Comments (0)  

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