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   messageicon I Have A Cat Name Milk And He Eats Milk
←Rate | 07-02-2020 07:15 by Lucia Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried coke for the first time last night and never again! From now on, I’ll just stick to Pepsi.
←Rate | 07-02-2020 03:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that Elmer has been disarmed, prepare for a huge population boom of cartoon rabbits ..
←Rate | 07-01-2020 23:22 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The way we're losing the Coronavirus surprised Mexico hasn't paid to finish the wall yet.
←Rate | 07-01-2020 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I had a dollar for eveytime I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream
←Rate | 07-01-2020 11:12 by Fluff!! Comments (0)  


   messageicon My 4th of July plans are all set as I'll be celebrating my independence from the Coronavirus by staying home!
←Rate | 07-01-2020 11:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Coronavirus - explained in dancing. You and nine friends are dancing together. One friend is dancing while sprinkling glitter. How many friends leave the dance party wearing glitter?
←Rate | 07-01-2020 08:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A mom getting a minivan is like losing one's virginity. It hurts at first, but think of all the stuff they can fit in afterwards.
←Rate | 07-01-2020 08:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon During the quarantine we got a better chance of seeing Bigfoot than Howie Mandel
←Rate | 07-01-2020 00:08 by Lonnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can You Still Get Like Regular Sick Or Is Everything Corona?
←Rate | 06-30-2020 17:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How TF Nieman Marcus filed for chpt11 bankruptcy when one of their clothes rack can pay for all of our student loans?
←Rate | 06-30-2020 17:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon $1.4Bil stimulus sent to people who have died when there are folks still waiting for their 1st check? who cashing em?
←Rate | 06-30-2020 17:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Her: Men just want one thing and its disgusting. me- Then you need to wash it!
←Rate | 06-30-2020 17:03 by Jbaby Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thxs for all the b-day wishes. I also accept gifts in the form of beer, casual sex, 1dollar Cashapp, bitcoins n Zelle
←Rate | 06-30-2020 17:02 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Name 1 thing you want to try in the bedroom" Her: "Getting a full 8hrs of sleep"
←Rate | 06-30-2020 17:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Would taping or gluing my mustache and beard together meet mask requirements?
←Rate | 06-30-2020 14:46 by Gil Comments (0)  


   messageicon SPONSORED POST: Tide Pods. Remember when we seemed like a big problem?
←Rate | 06-30-2020 13:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Raisins are the Cougar of Grapes
←Rate | 06-30-2020 05:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's a tough job being the family disappointment but I put in lots of overtime
←Rate | 06-30-2020 05:25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you don't like wearing a face mask the next time you go in for surgery don't forget to tell your surgeon to take off their mask as it won't protect them.
←Rate | 06-30-2020 00:38 Comments (2)  



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