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If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart.
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07-28-2021 02:58
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Blood is red, ultraviolet lights are blue, I’ve seen enough murder shows, they will never find you.
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06-29-2021 05:08
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My therapist told me I need to take the time to find myself. Took me all of 5 minutes. There was a mirror in the bathroom. Who's the smart one now Doc?
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04-06-2021 19:22
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I’m vaccinated, but I still want you to stay away from me.
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08-05-2021 17:37
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Glass coffins, will they be popular? Remains to be seen.
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09-05-2021 03:18
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Go practice spitting out teeth and I'll be over there in a minute.
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09-14-2021 02:13
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The further a society drifts from the truth, The more it will hate those who speak it...
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08-16-2020 11:23
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Technically, it's a Silver Alert. But yeah.
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09-04-2021 11:07
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All of the mosquitos in my yard just received the Moderna vaccine.
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07-07-2021 02:20
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I miss the good ol days… when everybody wasn’t such an overly sensitive twit.
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07-28-2021 02:55
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Sorry I slapped you, didn't seem like you would stop talking so I panicked.
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10-04-2021 11:51
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The CDC just announced that you can stop wearing socks with your sandals.
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06-06-2021 04:40
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A guy limps into Dairy Queen and orders a strawberry sundae. The cashier asks, “crushed nuts?” and the guy says, “no, it’s just my bad knee.”
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05-27-2021 23:24
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Dirty talk, but you both use your customer service voice.
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09-05-2021 19:25
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The difference between a conspiracy theory and reality is about two weeks.
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08-21-2021 06:10
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For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar
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11-22-2017 02:45 by
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A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right, and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority.
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07-23-2020 20:12
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If you’re stranded in the middle of the ocean, don’t fart. Scramble the letters and make a raft.
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05-28-2021 01:56
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Started a new diet, nothing but baked beans and prune juice for the next nine weeks.
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08-28-2021 21:06
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These mask mandates just made ventriloquism a lot easier.
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