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   messageicon If you happen to see an FBI agent wearing one of Melania’s dresses, post a photo of him.
←Rate | 08-15-2022 17:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry friend, but your latest post didn't gargle Zuckerberg's balls.
←Rate | 02-24-2022 02:36 Comments (0)  


   messageicon A donation of 14 billion has been made to eastern Europe in your name. Thanks.
←Rate | 04-01-2022 02:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You get prosecuted for refusing to wear a mask on a plane, but they can intimidate supreme court justice’s families and will be celebrated. This is how you know we are living under a regime.
←Rate | 05-13-2022 03:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When she got a boyfriend but she wanna know ya name ~ side nigggaa
←Rate | 04-23-2022 23:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If we have zero percent inflation, why do we need an Inflation Reduction Act?
←Rate | 08-15-2022 17:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me: My 401k is crushed I can’t afford food or gas. Biden: (licking ice cream cone) “Best economic recovery in history, Jack.”
←Rate | 05-14-2022 03:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day, ruin it yourself.
←Rate | 04-22-2021 06:20 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
←Rate | 08-15-2022 03:35 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Turbo Tax is the worst computer game ever.
←Rate | 02-28-2022 06:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon There are two ways of doing things, my way or the wrong way.
←Rate | 05-06-2022 03:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon At the end of my appointment, the doctor took his own blood pressure.
←Rate | 05-06-2022 03:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It should be mandatory that every citizen 21 and older carry a firearm.
←Rate | 06-07-2022 02:06 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh, the hubris! Confusion now has made his masterpiece!
←Rate | 08-11-2022 23:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you did not oppose vaccine mandates, passports, you have zero credibility when you say, “my body, my choice.”
←Rate | 05-09-2022 17:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.
←Rate | 08-02-2022 01:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.
←Rate | 08-15-2022 03:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon They’re sending another 40 billion in aid to eastern Europe while our babies starve. That ought to make you mad as hell.
←Rate | 05-14-2022 03:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m so competitive, I don’t let anyone ruin my life more than I do.
←Rate | 08-02-2021 05:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't know about you, but Ef-Az-Zzee's "impregnate" comment really creeped me out.
←Rate | 02-25-2022 09:27 Comments (0)  



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