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People are running away from Netflix and Disney by the millions. Go woke, go broke.
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04-26-2022 21:17
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The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.
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When the new girl wants to spend the night; “the couch pulls out, but I don’t.”
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01-18-2023 03:58
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The only supply chain Biden won’t disrupt, the flow of drugs at our southern border.
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Me: My 401k is crushed I can’t afford food or gas. Biden: (licking ice cream cone) “Best economic recovery in history, Jack.”
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05-14-2022 03:30
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I dance like a car dealership’s inflatable tube man.
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01-12-2023 03:59
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Landline phones never get destroyed in washing machines.
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05-06-2022 03:12
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Do you ever think for yourself? CNN viewer: “No, I have television for that.”
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05-14-2022 03:27
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Don’t forget to pay your taxes, so they can send pallet loads of cash to corrupt countries, while you hit the same pothole driving to work every day.
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04-24-2022 23:19
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Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
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08-05-2022 02:17
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Hide inside your friend’s toothpaste tube to give them a mysterious minty fresh surprise.
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05-04-2022 00:28
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Grown men who call their parents mommy and daddy can kill you with their bare hands and won’t even say a cuss word while they’re doing it.
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07-06-2022 00:16
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Impressing a girl who owns cats on our date by eating so fast I throw up.
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04-15-2022 01:57 by
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There is no such thing as having too much cheese.
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05-06-2022 03:10
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If you happen to see an FBI agent wearing one of Melania’s dresses, post a photo of him.
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08-15-2022 17:43
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Sorry friend, but your latest post didn't gargle Zuckerberg's balls.
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02-24-2022 02:36
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The death toll rises: A man dies of a heart attack a year and a half after eating a corndog at the Jan. 6th riots.
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06-21-2022 22:48
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When she got a boyfriend but she wanna know ya name ~ side nigggaa
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04-23-2022 23:06
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Don’t let anyone else ruin your day. It’s YOUR day, ruin it yourself.
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04-22-2021 06:20
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It should be mandatory that every citizen 21 and older carry a firearm.
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