Funny Status Messages

   If we have zero percent inflation, why do we need an Inflation Reduction Act?

   You’ve got to be very careful if you don’t know where you are going, because you might not get there.

   Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

   Everything I know about dancing I learned from the Charlie Brown Christmas party

   Gaslighting ~ people who try to control others through manipulation will often accuse you of behaviors that they are engaged in themselves. A classic manipulation tactic ripped right from the leftist playbook.

   Why don’t you take a break from disappointing me.

   A donation of 14 billion has been made to eastern Europe in your name. Thanks.

   Girls are like strawberries, sometimes they’re at the grocery store.

   You’re only as good as your last haircut.

   At the end of the day we are all human beans and together we will rice. Lettuce pray, ramen.

   I’m so old, I remember when people were well mannered.

   Anybody driving faster than you is a maniac, and anyone going slower than you is a moron.

   Fauci recommends stopping spread of Monkeypox by covering eyes, ears and mouth.

   LGBTQ=Lets Get Biden To Quit !

   People should have to pass a sense of humor test before they’re allowed on social media.

   You think putting a pineapple ring on a canned ham is baking? No wonder your cat left you.

   One sure sign of success is the presence of an unnecessary waterfall in a person’s yard.

   Women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja.

   If you’re going to be thinking, you may as well think big.

   You get prosecuted for refusing to wear a mask on a plane, but they can intimidate supreme court justice’s families and will be celebrated. This is how you know we are living under a regime.