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If you've ever used the word welp, there's no need for the rainbow flag.
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04-19-2022 20:16
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If life was fair, Elvis would be alive, and all the impersonators would be dead.
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08-02-2022 01:12
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If you think you have it tough, read history books.
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08-02-2022 01:13
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My current mood would not get a good Yelp review.
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05-06-2022 03:09
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Autocorrect makes me say things I didn’t Nintendo.
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07-05-2022 01:52
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The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
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08-02-2022 01:13
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Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth.
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05-05-2022 03:18
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Innocent child dies horrifically. Oompa Loompas: Time for a song and dance.
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07-05-2022 01:49
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If your cup is only half full, you probably need a new bra size.
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07-05-2022 01:51
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Good morning, I saw your Biden yard sign, so I know you’ll buy whatever kind of crap I’m selling.
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06-26-2022 00:11
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I don’t trust children. They’re here to replace us.
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07-31-2022 23:53
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A lot of people don’t struggle with depression, they struggle with the reality we live in.
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08-17-2022 02:31
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For the immediate future I think we should show Coffee some respect and stop calling it a "Cup of Joe."
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06-05-2022 20:13
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It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits in the newspaper.
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08-02-2022 01:10
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There are only two genders, male and female. The rest are mental disorders.
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05-12-2022 01:38
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Now that the statues are down, tell us how your life has improved. Take your time, I’ll wait.
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05-01-2022 21:26 by
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You can't sell electric cars if gas is cheap. If you don't think that's part of the plan, you're not paying attention.
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06-09-2022 14:30 by
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You had me at “I hate everyone too.”
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04-15-2022 02:14 by
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Tell us more about your welp...
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According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.
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