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A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.
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Don’t forget to feed your girlfriend every couple of hours or it gets cranky.
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If you watch my life backwards, I’m a weight watchers success story.
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04-15-2022 01:52 by
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Welcome to Oregon, tampons are in every boy’s bathrooms.
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05-13-2022 03:06
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If Biden is the answer, how stupid is the question?
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05-20-2022 05:23
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You don’t need drugs to get high when you’ve got a 42-foot articulated bucket truck.
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07-05-2022 01:50
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Gas prices hit a new record high and Biden cancelled lease sales for oil and gas on more than a million acres on the same day.
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the FBI going to raid the house of the reporter who published the Alito opinion? Or is that just reserved for the reporters who got Ashley Biden’s diary.
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05-11-2022 00:51
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Do you remember Jan. 6th last year? Yeah, 2.19 a gallon.
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04-29-2022 23:28
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Silver Alert: Elderly white male, early dementia, yells “C’mon Man!”
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06-27-2022 03:07
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Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.
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Does anyone know how long you can put chicken in the freezer? I put one in last night and it was dead this morning.
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Dear leftists, you just spent the last two years fighting against the concept of body autonomy, take it down a notch.
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If you’re shorter than 4 foot your pronouns are, eeny-meeny-miny-moe.
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04-14-2022 01:59 by
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If you’re taller than 6 foot, your pronouns are fi-fi-fo-fum.
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04-14-2022 02:00 by
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If you love something set it free, but don’t be surprised if it comes back with herpes.
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08-15-2022 03:35
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Accomplishing the impossible means the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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“Goats are like ducks, if you shoot a duck, I’m scared of toasters, c’mon man.” ~ Joe Biden
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05-28-2022 01:35 by
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I follow the call of the disco ball.
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Adult videos gives young people an unrealistic idea of how fast a plumber will come to your house.
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