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...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?"
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05-11-2011 23:14 by
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If Facebook shutdown people would be in tears, shoving pictures of themselves in other people's faces yelling "DO YOU LIKE THIS?! DO YOU?!"
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05-17-2011 10:35 by
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Some people repeat themselves when they're drunk & some people repeat themselves when they're drunk.
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09-26-2011 21:50
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You ever go to sleep late afternoon and wake up after dark....and you don't know what damn day it is?
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09-29-2011 04:30 by
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In hell, you have to find the start to scotch tape over and over
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09-30-2011 01:36 by
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That was insensitive. I asked you to stop being stupid without considering how incredibly difficult that must be for you.
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10-06-2011 10:57 by
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Holy Crap!! I was sitting there wondering why no one was posting and thought I was the only one left... Its All Good.. I accidently logged into my MySpace account.. That was a close one!
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05-21-2011 18:15
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When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up it's the same thing as having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
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05-30-2011 01:12 by
Marshall the Great
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If you are wearing Uggz with cargo shorts, you need to get your life together!!!!!!
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06-02-2011 20:11 by
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I̶'̶m̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶!̶ I'm not with stupid anymore
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06-03-2011 04:17 by
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I know God doesn't make mistakes but I question some of the places he put hair on the human body.
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06-10-2011 19:31
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Yield signs should just be a picture of a dude shrugging his shoulders.
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06-19-2011 13:06 by
Marshall the Great
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage. They make it into television shows.
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01-27-2011 08:54 by
Will
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Don't dwell on your past, disappointments, or failures, you can't trip on something behind you.
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01-31-2011 22:23 by
Marshall the Great
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I've been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea what the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button is for
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12-14-2013 13:18
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Diet tip: If you think you're hungry, you might actually just be thirsty.. Have a bottle of wine first and then see how you feel.
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01-21-2014 13:18 by
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This is gonna date me, but I remember when people used turn signals to notify other drivers of their intentions.
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10-31-2013 05:52 by
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Which side of the plate does the phone go on?
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11-28-2014 12:38 by
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You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts your brake lines.
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03-09-2015 15:04
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Taking selfies is a lot of work when you’re not attractive.
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03-28-2015 12:43 by
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